That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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