The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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