you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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