Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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