I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
