Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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