Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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