If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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