Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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