I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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