Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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