yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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