he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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