i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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