new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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