I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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