Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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