these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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