Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You need a sexual gate keeper
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
did you just send me my own nude
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