I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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