Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize
