Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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