garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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