we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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