people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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