if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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