fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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