Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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