How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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