Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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