I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
