I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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