I wanna bring you to show and tell
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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