It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
