Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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