Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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