I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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