No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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