Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
