I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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