Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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