So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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