But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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