It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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