i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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