If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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