Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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