i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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