She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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