Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
